Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I supernannyed him into submission
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Randomize
