don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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