I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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