I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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