used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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