I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.