If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.