Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
what food is Colorado known for?