is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?