I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.