i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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