Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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