Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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