I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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