dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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