gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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