theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
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I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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