It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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