dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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