I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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