its not stalking. its research.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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