I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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