Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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