Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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