you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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