I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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