i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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