At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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