youre lurking in front of me
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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