I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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