I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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