Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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