You work out of a Hotel?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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