Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She bit a glass in half.
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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