So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
50% drunk capacity currently
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?