What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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