Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now