Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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