I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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