THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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