my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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