My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
