these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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