I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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