I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
