I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I wish i was in the wii world.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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