Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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