im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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