Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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