I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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