I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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