you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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