brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I must be too annoying 4 u.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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