im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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