The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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