I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
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I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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