Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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