kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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