People with herpes should wear stickers.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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