never play flip cup with pint glasses
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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