Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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