I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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