It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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