I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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