I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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